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wash your eyes out and i'll fucking kill you

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I am possibly a robot. Possibly a robot on acid.

I would like very much to have Sidney Crosby's balls in my hands. So that I may tear them off, feed them to him, and then kill him as slowly as humanly possible. First I will have to shave off his French rapist attempt at a playoff mustache, though, cause talk about a mood-killer.

If you are actually going to attempt to read my LJ (which I don't recommend by any stretch of the imagination), keep in mind that many of my entries are friends-only these days. And no, I don't want to add you, unless I know you already or you're unbelievably attractive (if you're both, well, aren't I a lucky bastard). Otherwise, you'll just have to live without the immense justification of being my friend on livejournal. SORRY RANDOM STALKER.

Also, my AIM's on privacy. So IMing me isn't going to work either.

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