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15th-Jan-2009 02:07 am - lol I'm on facebook
I probably will get bored of this and give up on it like I did with myspace, but at the very least it's nowhere near as ugly as that shitty-ass website, so who knows. but yeah, emily made me do it.

here you go, facebookettes-on-LJ: add me, or I will assume you and I are no longer friends and cry a little inside

in other news....no, there is no other news. relationship is awesome. work is awesome. dad is fucked up on pills. the world keeps on a-spinnin'.
23rd-Nov-2008 05:08 am - there isn't anyone out there
the only person you can trust with your heart is yourself.

or perhaps that's the last person you should ever entrust it to?

can't remember which.

doesn't really matter.

nothing really matters.
10th-Nov-2008 04:23 am - blah blah blah
things I have been reading far too much of lately:
-blogs on neo feminism vs. old guard feminism, and how it all somehow came to a head during one drunken "comedy" show in the middle of manhattan

-some bitter Gen Xer who has apparently decided that my (and, probably yours if you're reading this) entire generation sucks because one dipshit ditched work to dress up in a fairy costume.

-lots of libertarian moaning. because that's apparently what we do. we moan. no links come to mind but fuck just go read the comments section of any blog/story on reason. or don't, just read the stories and skip the comments, your sanity will thank you for it. have I mentioned the irrational crush I have on kerry howley dating back to when I saw her on Red Eye like two years ago?

yeah. a fine night to be home from work with nothing to do but read shit on the internetz. actually, no it wasn't, I wanted to play a videogame and instead I got stuck reading/watching shit for like three hours straight instead. fuck off, huffington post, with your ten million links that each have ten million more links.

TOMORROW: rangers-oilers at MSG, bitchez. if they win, well worth the $90. if they lose, I may rob some change from one of Penn Station's many bums in order to make myself feel better.

at least the devils have lost 3 of 4 since 'ol fatty brodeur went down with a 3-4 month injury, lolz. the devils' losses can always bring me joy.

NOT BRINGING ME JOY: having to work the fucking midnight release for the new world of warcraft expansion (and anyone who knows how much I hate WoW, mostly because my brother plays it, will know why this is so annoying), missing the Rangers-Devils game entirely, and then having to OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKING STORE AT 9 AM THE NEXT DAY. UGH. enrique explained it to me in a way that made it sound like that was his only possible way to do the schedule, mostly because out of the six fucking members of management who are supposed to have keys to open/close the store, two of them STILL don't. but still. it fucking. blows.

and speaking of shit at gamestop, apparently I am the most transparent man of all-time when it comes to having a thing for someone else. because mars called out sick today, and enrique basically walks up to the whole bunch of us (me, him, juan, adam, cassidy) and is like, okay, who should I call in for mars? and just as I'm about to say that I don't give a shit as long as it's not joe, juan jumps in with "I BET JOHN WANTS YOU TO CALL LINDA." and of course everyone has a nice hearty belly-laugh at my expense while I immediately start yelling at him about what that could possibly mean. he of course goes, well, I just meant that the two of you WORK WELL together, with that fucking bullshit grin that made it clear exactly what he meant. so I'm just like, she has a boyfriend you know. and being a heterosexual male he just looks at me and goes "so what?" and I know he absolutely meant that because that means NOTHING to these people.

then again maybe he's not so hetero after all because he basically went on to say I was hot. between that and making fun of adam for doing absolutely nothing all day long it kind of made up for the public humiliation of being called out for a schoolgirl crush in front of my fellow co-workers. KIND OF.
28th-Oct-2008 12:11 am - cia radio episode 3
is in the books. semp was back alongside myself & quinlan to talk lots of hockey and some wrestling as well. thought it went pretty well, a lot better than week 1 and not as big of a drop-off from week 2 as I was probably expecting with no eddie garcia to carry things again.

but you can right-click here and judge for yourself, if you so desire.

now that the lone bright spot of my week is done, back to four days straight of gamestop. hurray. at least there's no joe and kelly together.....I think so, anyway.
25th-Oct-2008 03:26 am - fright fest~~
was awesome, yeah. not the actual like fright fest aspect of it because other than some "spooky" music and a bunch of people in "scary" clown make-up honking their stupid fucking horns it was pretty much the same. but god, front row in kingda ka & nitro was bad-ass enough already, but in the dark and the wind blowing like crazy was even cooler.

not so cool was my glasses breaking in my pocket on the very first ride I went on (kingda ka the first time), so I ended up walking around for the rest of the five hours with a rubber band strapped to half of my glasses. that looked pretty stupid. but hey, better than being blind, and theoretically they should be able to fix it pretty easily at pearl vision tomorrow so no big deal I guess. other than me looking dumber than usual and getting a lot of weird looks, lolz.

and apparently I sound drunk all the time at least over the phone. even when I'm like, completely sober. that's probably an insult.
21st-Oct-2008 12:36 am - well, okay
just got done recording episode 2, after a brief scare in which eddie told me to call him to remind him and then I couldn't get a hold of him he just suddenly called in literally a minute before we were supposed to start while I was busy freaking out trying to come up with a back-up plan it went pretty well after that. eddie was just fantastic and I think I did an OK job not sounding too much like a dumbass fanboy. it also helped that the great Mike Sempervive of f4Wonline.com called in like 15 minutes in and stayed on for the rest of the hour, so we definitely didn't have the problem from last week where it was just me talking the entire time (quinlan was on last week and apparently felt he had nothing to add so he just wouldn't talk at all).

if you care to listen you can do so by right-clicking here and going to save link as. next week we may have semp back on and since he obviously knows his wrestling as well as his hockey we may do a special dual show covering both, as quinlan feels he'd have a lot more to add in that case. the fact that people actually listened to my first episode last week and apparently enjoyed it is quite the satisfying feeling, and hopefully I can get similar feedback this week and built off it from there.

YAY INTERNETS~
19th-Oct-2008 07:40 pm - lol
so remember that stupid little hockey podcast I did last week? yeahhhh, somehow I got Eddie Garcia from PuckPodcast.com to agree to guest co-host my second episode tomorrow at the same time (11 EST! link in one of those entries below! like anyone cares!). now, not only does he have the most popular hockey podcast on the entire internetz, but he also does this whole radio thing professionally for Fox Sports as well. sooooo....to say I am both nervous and intimidated would be perhaps the understatement of the century. even though all the feedback I've gotten from people who've listened to the first episode has been positive.

I'm some kid with a gay voice who's doing this for fun. He's like, 40 and does this professionally. the fuck?

on the upside though, we'll have a lot to talk about. what a weekend it was; like a million shock comebacks and OT upsets. the anaheim ducks are somehow 1-4-0. we could spend the whole hour talking about that if we wanted to (but we won't, because fuck the ducks. lol that rhymed).

GOD I'M GONNA SUCK SO BAD
13th-Oct-2008 11:39 pm - my first podcast~
Quinlan & I hosted the debut episode of Center Ice Addict thanks to the magic of talkshoe radio (yay free podcasting~), which I figured I might as well post here. right-click here and save link as to download it, it's about a half-hour. ends with me saying we're coming back when we actually don't, lolz, because talkshoe's program doesn't let you pause (how retarded is that?), but yeah, a half-hour is more than enough time for a show like that.

never realized how hard it was to talk for that long, especially when quinlan barely said anything at all (not his fault, he's not that knowledgeable at hockey, can't really blame him), but yeah. it was still a fun experience. quinlan & sean both want to do a wrestling show instead of a hockey one since they would both actually have a lot to say on that one, so perhaps I'll give that a try as well.
13th-Oct-2008 01:40 am - lol
Q & A from
Health Canada

Q: The Stanley Cup was recently on tour in my town, and I kissed it. Do I have to worry about being infected by listeria?

A: You are safe. The Stanley Cup has not been in contact with any Maple Leaf product in over 40 years.


in all that drama I almost forgot that les Habs fucking utterly destroyed Toronto 6-1 on saturday. yeah, welcome back to planet earth Leaf Nation. I know, that 3-2 win you eeked out over Detroit when Osgood forgot there was a game was quite the accomplishment, but let's get serious now.

to top off the slaughter of one of my most disliked teams (though I mean, perhaps I shouldn't say that, as they are kind of easy comedic fodder at this point), my favorite hab had 2 goals and an assist, I believe his first-ever 3-point night.



OH SERGEI YOU SO FINEEEEE

tomorrow the Habs will pay Philthy back for that whole second-round elimination in the playoffs, while the Rangers will hopefully not allow the Devils to do the same. though my hopes are not as high for that one, because I mean 5-0 sounds kinda ridiculous. it really hasn't ever happened that often in hockey, because like, 82 games, ya gotta lose some once in a while right? 4-0 is already the Rangers' best start since 1983. yes, as in a quarter-century. the devils don't exactly score goals in bunches though, so if we can get through like a dull 1-1 game and like lost in OT/SO and still pick up at least a point, I'll still be thrilled beyond belief.

not thrilled beyond belief: missing the rangers' following two games (against the sabres & aforementioned maple laffs) as well as the habs' fucking HOME OPENER because of work. bleh.
9th-Oct-2008 11:15 pm - hockey bullshit part 2
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andddd there you go. enjoying some hockey right now, mostly with teams I don't really care about though (Leafs-Red Wings was earlier with the big upset win for the Leafs, and now it's Bruins-Avs, Canucks-Flames, and Ducks-Sharks as I write this) but tomorrow is when the fun REALLY starts.
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