kicked in the dick
or: I'd totally rather be than have to work till PAST midnight and then open at 9 am the next day. fuck. this. shit.

oh well, while I wait for Itunes to finish updating so I can throw some shit on my Ipod to help get me till 5 pm (yes, not even one of those pussy 9-2 shifts I usually get, a real 9-5 shift on top of it. UGH.) I stole this meme from Larsey. rumors that she has put an e-hit out on me in retaliation may be exaggerated, but hopefully aren't.


ღ I am 5'4 or shorter.
ღ I think I'm ugly. (half the time I do, half the time I think I'm hot. seems to depend on what mirror I'm looking in apparently)
ღ I have many scars.
ღ I tan easily.
ღ I wish my hair was a different color.
ღ I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
ღ I have a tattoo.
ღ I am self-conscious about my appearance.
ღ I have/had braces.
ღ I wear glasses.
ღ I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (shut up)
ღ I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
ღ I have had more than two piercings.
ღ I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
ღ I have freckles.

family/home life
ღ I've sworn at my parents. (my dad, not my mom)
ღ I've run away from home.
ღ I've been kicked out of the house. (sorta?)
ღ My biological parents are together.
ღ I have a sibling less than one year old.
ღ I want to have kids someday.
ღ I have children.
ღ I've lost a child.

embarrassment
ღ I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
ღ Disney movies still make me cry.
ღ I've snorted while laughing.
ღ I've laughed so hard I've cried.
ღ I've glued my hand to something.
ღ I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
ღ I've had my trousers rip in public.

health
ღ I've had stitches.
ღ I've broken a bone.
ღ I've had my tonsils removed.
ღ I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
ღ I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
ღ I've had serious surgery.
ღ I've had chicken pox.

traveling
ღ I've driven over 200 miles (1000km) in one day.
ღ I've been on a plane.
ღ I've been to North America.
ღ I've been to Niagara Falls.
ღ I've been to Japan.
ღ I've been to Europe.
ღ I've been to Africa.

experiences
ღ I've been lost in my city.
ღ I've seen a shooting star.
ღ I've wished on a shooting star.
ღ I've seen a meteor shower.
ღ I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
ღ I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
ღ I've been to a casino.
ღ I've been skydiving.
ღ I've gone skinny dipping.
ღ I've played spin the bottle.

random
ღ I can sing well.
ღ I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
ღ I open up to others too easily. (used to but to a degree I think I learned my lesson a bit)
ღ I watch the news.
ღ I don't kill bugs.
ღ I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
ღ I fucking swear regularly.
ღ I sing in the shower.
ღ I am a morning person.
ღ I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
ღ I'm a snob about grammar.
ღ I am a sports fanatic. (only with hockey, that's it)
ღ I play with my hair.
ღ I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
ღ I love being neat.
ღ I love spam.
ღ I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
ღ I bake well.
ღ My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
ღ I don't know how to shoot a gun.
ღ I am in love with love.
ღ I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
ღ I laugh at my own jokes. (only when I'm drunk)
ღ I eat fast food weekly. (I work in a mall, it's pretty much unavoidable)
ღ I believe in ghosts.
ღ I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
ღ I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
ღ I am really ticklish.
ღ I love white chocolate.
ღ I bite my nails.
ღ I play video games.
ღ I'm good at remembering faces.
ღ I'm good at remembering names.
ღ I'm good at remembering dates.
ღ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I do but I change my mind on it a lot)
ღ My answers are totally honest.
ღ I've crashed a car.
ღ I've been skiing.
ღ I've been in a play.
ღ I've met someone in person from the internet.
ღ I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
ღ I've seen the northern lights.
ღ I've sat on a roof top at night.
ღ I've played chicken.
ღ I've seen the RHPS.
ღ I've eaten sushi.
ღ I've been snowboarding.

relationships
ღ I'm single.
ღ I'm in a relationship.
ღ I'm available.
ღ I'm engaged.
ღ I'm married.
ღ I've gone on a blind date.
ღ I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
ღ I have a fear of abandonment.
ღ I've been divorced.
ღ I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (HI EVERYONE)
ღ I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
ღ I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
ღ I've kept something from a past relationship.

sexuality
ღ I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
ღ I've kissed a member of the same gender.
ღ I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
ღ I've had sex with someone of the same gender. (blew a couple dudes, no actual like anal though)
ღ I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
ღ I am a cuddler. (to a degree, just not when I'm actually trying to fall asleep)
ღ I've been kissed in the rain.
ღ I've had sex outdoors.
ღ I've hugged a stranger.
ღ I have kissed a stranger.
ღ I have had sex with a stranger. (one of the dudes I blew? yeahhhhh not one of my finest moments, but I was drunk)

honesty/crime
ღ I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
ღ I have lied to my parents about where I am.
ღ I am keeping a secret from the world.
ღ I've cheated while playing a video game.
ღ I've cheated on a test.
ღ I've driven through a red light.
ღ I've been suspended from school.
ღ I've witnessed a crime.
ღ I've been in a fist fight.
ღ I've been arrested.
ღ I've shoplifted.

drugs/alcohol
ღ I've consumed alcohol.
ღ I have/do smoked cigarettes.
ღ I have/do smoked pot. (one time, didn't get high off it)
ღ I regularly drink. (lately I have been, I guess, but it's a pretty new thing)
ღ I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
ღ I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
ღ I've done hard drugs. (YAY COCAINE)
ღ I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
ღ I can't swallow pills.
ღ I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.